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M.A.C Cosmetics have agreed a deal to provide my makeup for stage work and photo-shoots. The M.A.C line features some of the most popular products in the industry with incredible success achieved by word of mouth publicity and celebrity endorsements. M.A.C. is different because it is specifically designed for pro photo shoots. (Read more…)

I am delighted to confirm I will be performing on Cunard’s new Queen Elizabeth for her maiden Christmas voyage. Beginning in Madeira and sailing to the Caribbean islands it promises to be a very special voyage indeed, reliving in modern glamour high society events of the 1930s and 1940s with ornate rooms whose rich décor recalls the halcyon days when the first Queen Elizabeth ruled the waves. Click here for more information.

Passing a simple shop front brimming with coconuts in Brazil today, I used my rudimentary Portuguese to ask for some coconut water. The woman said yes, handed me some toilet paper and directed me to the back of the store. We stared at each other for a moment, until a friend realised that instead of saying “I’d like a coconut water please” (eu gostaria de um coco de aqua por favor”, I’d just asked for “cocõ” which in Brazil means “poo poo”. I’d stood there and asked the woman for a poo poo. Please. Bless her for giving me the paper. (Read more…)

I was just struck by a line in Isherwood’s “A Single Man”: “George is like a man trying to sell a real diamond for a nickel on the street. The diamond is protected from all but the tiniest few, because the great hurrying majority can never stop to dare to believe that it could conceivably be real.” It reminded me of doing a PR gig for Carlsburg Lager years ago, dressed up like Sinatra in Canary Wharf at 7am singing “They All Laughed” while pretty girls tried to give out free Sinatra CDs that were being sold in the shop for a tenner. Try as we might, no one wanted a free CD. For a slightly more rarefied example of diamonds on the street, read this. (Read more…)